Pervert!

Modern day film (thankfully) that’s realllll messed up. An old farmer named Hezekiah invites his son to his house in the country to meet his new really young girlfriend and to help build a corral on his ranch. She takes every opportunity to take her top off. She grabs a bee’s nest and pours the honey all over her chest. The son moves in and get stung and is allergic – this has nothing to do with the plot. Hezekiah also considers himself an artist – he makes women out of meat – seriously, out of steaks, ground beef and bacon. Then a mechanic kicks his son into the garage (yeah, I don’t get it either, but I couldn’t believe it). The dad’s girlfriend continues to take her top off and grab the son’s junk. Between every scene in the movie, there are hilarious random clips of nekid girls. The son realizes the dad is chopping up whores and using chops of meat for his meat women. The son calls an old folks home to send a nurse out for his father and she comes out. She almost gets raped by Hezekiah so she ties him up and burns his nards with a cigarette lighter. Then she runs in the prairie with Hezekiah’s son while wearing a crocheted blue helmet – wtf? Turns’ out it’s not the dad, it’s a claymation penis who’s doing all the killing. Yeah – totally ridiculous. And then the dad rips his own heart out of his chest. Who the heck made this stupid film? (There is a part of the extras where they talk about how it wasn’t intended to be an homage to Russ Meyer, but ended up being something he’d be proud of – I can see that, now that they mention it. I’ll change my opinion on it after the fact. It just moved up my ladder of terrible movies.)