The Alchemist

Here’s what the back of the box says, “A man seeks revenge on an evil magician who places a curse on him.” That’s it. Thanks, Tolstoy. Short and sweet and 100% accurate. Really, a guy tries to save his wife from a magician and accidentally stabs his wife instead of the magician. The curse is the husband stays alive forever. The wife is reincarnated and he doesn’t kill her this time. Instead he kills his own grandmother accidentally. This guy has seriously bad luck. It’s got some bad costumes, and some bad special effects. It’s amusing (though not intended to be), but really a pretty awful movie.