Bikini Bandits Experience

Some stupid piece of crap that a studio put together in hopes that it would be a B-movie classic – they even beg for it on the cover of the disc. It's got Corey Feldman in it and he's making fun of himself, but being a good sport about it. It's got as many bikinis as you could possibly fit into one movie, yet it's still a waste of film/plastic/time. I'm not sure what I expected out of this, but this wasn't it. There's an attempt at a plot: Satan gets the bikini bandits to go back in time to defoul the virgin Mary. They don't do it, but they stumble upon an Amish girl who has a retarded son who's been captured and sold into the retarded sex slave industry (sounds hilarious but it's totally NOT). I guess one of the tools from TOOL is in this band, which is I'm sure going to be a selling point for people of that mental caliber. As someone said, "Baywatch is more graphic than this film." The only reason to watch this film is to hear some sweet metal on the soundtrack. Of course they don't say who is playing, but it's some quality stuff. I know there's some tech metal on there, which rules. Don't bother with this movie. Thankfully, it's only 55 minutes.