Saturday, April 4, 2009

Werewolves On Wheels

Movie from back in the 70's when biker gangs were a serious negative force to be reckoned with. They drive around and beat up all kinds of people. This biker woman gets her fortune told and she's going to die in a tower struck by lightning. Then there's a painfully long satanic ritual (like 20 minutes) with fire and wine and chanting and pentagrams and caves and robes. Come on, seriously. Wait, it's not over, then they go into the woods the following night and recreate the thing by saying "oobla-doobla-oobla-doo bride of satan." Completely stupid. This should have been a short film. People start dying off one by one, presumably by werewolves, but they're never seen. Just a spray of blood and a dead body. They go back to find the evil monks that started this mess and then one of the biker guys turns into teen wolf. Ha ha ha. Wait, now one of the girls turns into teen wolf. Ah, 90 minutes into the film, we see werewolves. Brilliant plan. Also apparently, the monks can paralyze people with their stares. Good weapon to have. And then the credits roll. Not only is it stupid, it's anticlimactic. Don't bother.

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