Saturday, April 4, 2009

House on Bare Mountain

Granny Good runs a boarding school for 30-year old women. Granny Good is also a man who makes hooch in the basement. The girls get naked as often as possible and study, take cart classes, sun bathe, play catch, and run. Again, I never thought I’d get sick of female nudity, but I might just have to lay off the nudie films for a while. One girl comes in and she’s an undercover officer trying to bust the hooch dealer. Granny holds a prom and the girls invite a bunch of randoms with liquor to spike the punch. The cops show up and drink the hooch and pass out. There are people dressed up like Frankenstein, Dracula, the wolfman, and a Mexican guy (didn’t know they were monsters, did you?) Don’t bother with this movie unless you’re over 60 – then it might be your type of movie.

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