Blades

This is a Troma movie, so you know it’s bad. It’s an 80’s horror movie about a golf course. So take Caddyshack (and remove the humor) and combine with Friday the 13th (and remove the horror) – you’ve got Blades. A golf pro (with terrible acting skills) starts a new job for a golf course owner (with equally poor acting skills) and ends up sleeping with the owner’s wife. Meanwhile, there’s a tournament happening at the golf course and a serial killer of some sort hacking people to bits. They don’t actually show any of this, except for limbs sticking out of sand traps and clothing scattered in the woods. They go on a police-endorsed “maniac hunt” (yes, that’s what they call it). They find random scary bald guy in the woods, but it turns out, it’s not him. Plot spoiler…. It’s a lawnmower with a taste for human blood. Ha ha ha. This movie has a lot of stupid stuff in it. Don’t bother, unless you like weak golf slasher movies without slashers.