King of Kong

This is a movie about competitive video game players. There’s King Nerd and then there’s the autistic/OCD guy who keeps trying to beat him. King Nerd is sooooo full of himself I want to punch him in the throat. And he looks like Ben Stiller’s retarded brother who got trapped in the 80s if he had a kid with Chuck Norris. King Nerd has quite a following of toadies who all kiss his ass and doesn’t compete head to head, but is the first to call foul on the autistic/OCD guy and has people storm his house and dismantle his machine. It’s sad. Just when OCD guy gets a break, King Nerd chops him down. It’s a super sad movie and really frustrating. King Nerd should be on Tool Academy just so I can see him get his ass handed to him. In one scene, there’s a kid with a Darkest Hour shirt on – that’s the redeeming part of this movie. Ha Ha. At least that kid will make it in life, unlike these nerds. If you really want to watch this movie, go ahead. It will make you feel good for holding a real job and not having a beard made out of felt.