Gingerdead Man

first off, this movie has Gary Busey in it, so you know it’s terrible. Plus, for a movie this bad that they sunk this much Hollywood money into, there should have been rampant nudity, which there wasn’t any. Gary Busey goes on a killing spree at the start of the movie and kills a dad and his son while the daughter watches on. The cops catch Busey and have him executed. The ashes mysteriously end up at the daughter’s bakery where she puts them into some gingerbread cookies. One of the employees cuts his hand on the box and “accidentally” drips blood into the flower. Cookies get mixed and put into the oven in the shape of a giant gingerbread man and after weird power outages, Busey is back in the form of a gingerbread man (actually a terrible puppet with Busey’s voice). I’ll give them credit for putting in hilarious one liners and puns like Killsbury Doughboy – that was groan-worthy but commendable. Don’t bother with this one, unless you like cookies, Gary Busey, or non-nudity. However, there is a part 2, which is subtitled “The Passion of the Crust.” With a sacrilegious name like that, I’ll be buying that one too – I’m sure it can’t be much worse than the first one, right?...