Kiss Me Quick

This is an old 1960’s film called a nudie-cutie. It’s back when you weren’t allowed to show very much, so these renegade film makers made nudie films, but got around censors by not showing touching of any sort. I honestly never thought I’d get sick of girls swinging their boobs around, but alas, this is the closest I’ve ever been to that. Here’s the plot – a space boy is sent to earth to observe women, which his planet of Buttless doesn’t have. It’s this boy’s last chance to prove he’s a man (and he looks like he’s 40). The boy is sent to a mad scientist’s lab who is creating the perfect subservient woman, so he’s got lots of them on hand. They’re shown doing hilarious things like standing naked in one of the belt vibrating things, but mostly they’re dancing like idiots holding beakers of bubbling chemicals. Frankenstein and Dracula randomly show up like they’re all friends (Hey, that’s not how it’s written in the bible – ha ha). This movie doesn’t end any more exciting than it starts. It’s got gratuitous nudity, but it’s frankly, not worth it.