Transporter

I’m usually a fan of these kinds of movies. Lots of fire, explosions, and nice cars. I liked this movie for about the first 20 minutes. This guy (Jason) drives deliveries (mostly illegal in nature) like a hired get-away driver in the French Riveira. He’s a very good driver and his car is extra fancy. He ends up with a delivery of a girl in his trunk. When he opens the trunbk, this stupid sappy music starts playing and he lets her out to pee, where she obviously runs away. As he’s retrieving her, the cops show up and he whips their asses. The driver keeps spouting these rules that he follows like a moron. And the guy her drops the girl off to is a completely worthless actor, straight out of community theater. Also, Orangina paid a crap ton of money for product placement in this film – they’re everywhere. When the terrible actor blows up Jason’s BMW, he comes back to the house and shoots everything up. Jason ends up with the original gagged girl and the bad guys hunt him down and blow up his house. Fortunately, Jason ahs scuba gear under his house and an endless supply of terrible music used for the sound track.