Satan's Storybook

After what seemed like half an hour of opening credits with white lettering on black background, I was already dreading this movie. I'll warn you in advance, this movie is shot on what appears to be camcorders. The opening scene is either Bedouins, mummies, or ninjas walking through a cave with a prisoner (maybe) with a really big collar like in Alice in Wonderland. They get attacked and get away, but only after one of the white shrouded people dies. Then a bare-chested guy with goat fur pants and a goat skull mask with giant horns starts ordering people to find his queen (who I am assuming is the prisoner in the previous scene). I've decided this movie was produced by some sort of LARP/community theater act. It's almost a play, with stage lighting being brought up while people are standing motionless – terrible. Suddenly, there's a completely random cut to modern day news reporter and a car driving around NYC with terrible punk/electronic/metal playing. Crazy killer (we'll call him Paul Stanley) picks a name at random out of the phone book to kill. He picks this girl named Jezebel. Jezebel is a hairsprayed tramp who lives with her mom and dad (who stop in an tell her it's time to go to bed – even though she's 20)(literally 20)(not sure why her name is listed in the phone book instead of her parents, but whatever). The killer is wearing an Exodus shirt – which I will warn you is a sure sign of a mentally unstable individual. Paul kills her mom and dad and almost her before the cops get to him. Jezebel brings back her grandmother from the dead (who has a Transylvanian accent oddly) to help Jezebel take her revenge on the Paul Stanley. The home made sets and props are hysterical. Then another random scene change to a drunk sad clown who kills himself before his show. Not quite sure what's going on here, honestly. It's an awful movie, and I would not recommend it to anyone. Seriously, not to ANYONE.