Observe & Report

Since Seth Rogan is in 86% of movies since 2003, I felt obligated to go see this one with M.Giant. The movie is about a mall cop who’s trying to impress a whore that works at the cosmetics counter. At the same time there’s a secretly hot girl with a broken ankle who Seth bothers from time to time for free coffee. There’s a flasher in the parking lot of the mall and Seth is going to protect the whore from this lunatic, but he doesn’t. She gets flashed and he vows to get the pervert. The cops get called in and give him all kinds of crap for being a mall cop and he decides he’s going to join the force (but he doesn’t make it). He freaks out and won’t leave the mall after the cops turn him away and they beat him up pretty bad. After a few months, the hot girl is no longer secretly hot and kisses Seth. But the pervert shows up and runs naked through the mall. And you see it all. All. Of. It. With. Running. ALL OF IT. Minutes. Upon. Minutes. Of. Running. The movie wasn’t as good as I had hoped. I laughed at a couple of hilarious spots, but in all honesty, not a single character in this movie was believable. Not even close. It was semi-amusing, but for my money, I’d see Run, Ronnie, Run.