Roller Gator

Yes, seriously, that's the name of the movie. Movie starts out with random people at a carnival, then the girl leaves the carnival and swims in the ocean while a ninja watches on. She hears a voice from a cave that sounds like a ninja turtle, actually. It's a purple alligator – yes, really. "You can talk!!" "So What, so can Barney." Yeah, then he mentions Electric Boogaloo. This is a terrible movie. Seriously, it's terrible that someone even came up with this dialogue between a girl in a bikini and a purple handpuppet alligator. The girl leaves with the alligator and the ninja follows on a skateboard. Apparently the alligator has escaped from the carnival and many people are looking for him. The word "Gator-ade" was mentioned. Did a fourth grader write this movie? Then the alligator does impressions that make me want to kill. The girl rollerblades around the beach with the gator in her backpack. The gator raps unfortunately. The music is basically a classical guitar soundtrack I'm sure the director was doing a favor for. Stab yourself in the throat before watching this film. You wouldn't believe how bad this movie was unless you saw it, but please don't. I can't un-recommend this movie enough to make it even close to the reasons you should NOT watch it.