This is an Australian movie about a kid who sees a guy (the Snake) defend a whore who's getting beaten and wants to grow up to be just like him. So he ends up being kind of a hit man who kills "bad" people. Right at the beginning, he gets caught killing a guy. The officer is female and ends up sleeping with him at the crime scene. In order for her not to arrest him, he has to keep sleeping with her regularly, despite him having a wife and kid. First off, bad guys have really bad aim, and good guys have infinite bullets in their revolvers.
The guy's best friend:
a) is a secret porn/fetish film director and star
b) bangs the guy's wife while holding a photo of his mother
c) hits like 6 people in the head with a wok in a Chinese restaurant
d) alerts the guy's marks before the hit is supposed to happen
e) snorts coke mixed with the ashes of his mom
f) is the real father of the guy's child
g) watches a video tape of his dad talking to the camera and then blowing his head off with a shotgun.
h) All of the above
The correct answer is H. Guy pulls a heist and it doesn't go smoothly because his best friend has rigged the guns. Best friend assumes he's dead and goes back to guy's house to console/steal his wife. Guy pulls off the heist and comes home where his wife actually shoots best friend. Then cop girlfriend shows up and feigns arresting guy to steal him away from his wife and kid. Actually, this ends up being a great movie.
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