Shoot 'Em Up

Hilariously terrible movie about a guy who loves to shoot people. He finds a baby and ends up trying to keep the kid alive by taking him to a prostitute to breast feed the kid. The kid ends up getting throw around like a football and layed in the road and then scooped up by a speeding car. It's pretty terrible with stupid one-liners. Paul Giamatti, whom I usually like, is absolutely horrid in this film. He uses a terrible "accent" like thing to make his voice sound like Jimmy Stewart, except a retarded version of Jimmy Stewart. Not even lactating Monica Belucci can save this film. Would be great for a bad movie night, though.