Saturday, April 4, 2009

Ulli Lommel's Black Dahlia

I've seen a couple movies about the Black Dahlia murder. They've been pretty good up to this point. Things changed when I saw this one. It was the worst movie I've ever seen. Even worse than Max Allen Collins' stupid movie about Elliot Ness (don't get me started). It was shot with a handheld camera, seriously like a camcorder. Atrocious acting and poor dialogue. coach, you know how I get when I watch dating shows and calling girls whores, right? This was like that. I was screaming at the tv like a moron. The first girl to die looked like she was made of plastic. You could almost see the botox oozing from her giant lips. And they all walked in that stupid way whores walk where you cross one leg over the natural centerline of your gait to make your hips swing. And some girls couldn't pull it off, so they would just swivel their feet like the were walking on ice. Stupid whores. For f*^k's sake, walk like a normal human being!!! Any way, this movie has next to NOTHING about the black dahlia murder except they referred to the black dahlia murder that took place in the 40s. Are you kidding me? I got to work and I told some people about it. I said, I'd love to smash the guys camera and then break his fingers (yes, I get carried away by this stuff). So I look up the movie online and find this HILARIOUS review of the movie from someone. This guy basically says the SAME THING at the end of the review. Read the review of this movie, seriously. The guy hits the nail right on the head about the film. It's awful. www.revolutionsf.com/article.html?id=3357

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