Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Hilarious horror movie. It's about a bed that eats people and one of the best things about it is there's this annoying chomping sound when it happens, yet, there are no teeth to speak of. Just some yellow digestive foam which eats people, clothes, buckets of chicken, bottles of wine, pepto bismol (but for some reason, not knives). Here are some highlights – there's a guy stuck in the wall behind a painting/drawing and he's kind of the narrator, watching the bed kill people while wearing a horribly bad wig. The bed is usually in this underground bunker of some sort kind of like a hobbit hole, and then at one point it ends up outside in the woods and some creepy snake oil salesman is talking people into having an orgy on the bed. It's got grandmas looking at lesbian porn, all kinds of boobs. Terrible special effects. Stupid dirty hippies. Two guys playing cards on the bed (not ghey at all) get eaten and try to shoot a gun at the bed while on it. There's a ten minute scene where a girl crawls away from the bed without the use of her legs and she moans (overdubbed) the whole time – most annoying scene EVER. Then a guy gets the skin on his hands digested and has these comical skeleton bone hands, which a girl breaks off for him since they're kind of in the way. Yes, I'm dead serious.