Saturday, April 4, 2009
Brides of Blood
Old movie about a scientist husband and wife team and a scientist friend who sail to an island (Blood Island). The smoker-voiced, giant-haired, bored-voiced wife whores about on the ship and gets catty with the native women who make eyes at her husband. They arrive on the island just in time to see a funeral procession. The body the natives are carrying on their shoulders is all bloody. One pallbearer stumbles and a leg and a head roll out of the papyrus-wrapped bundle. They get invited up to the resident mad scientist's castle. The scientist apparently is breeding muscle-midgets. Seriously these little guys are B-U-F-F. They also make hilarious crying sounds when whipped. The scientists are looking for signs of radiation mutation, and yup, they find some. There's a hilarious moth flying around making a hilarious noise, and you can see the strings holding it up. Did I mention it was hilarious? A mutated human-ish monster attacks two girl sacrifices who have had their tops ripped off. Probably very scandalous for back in 1968. Turns out the monster is screwing them to bits, literally. The ending of this movie fizzles considerably. I wouldn't recommend it, but it started out way better than it finished. Bummer.
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