Hundra

A nomadic woman-led society lives in the woods. When they're old enough to have kids, they go to the nearest village, get knocked up and come back home to have the kid. If it's a boy, they return it to the village for a refund (of sorts). Hundra is a super warrior lady who is off hunting firewood while her home is attacked by a bunch of men. Word of warning – just because you have a mullet doesn't make you a good fighter, ladies. Common misconception. A lot of yelling and horse chases in this movie. A LOT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THEY WON'T STOP YELLING!!!! Then out of nowhere, a blue faced dwarf shows up riding a Shetland pony wielding a pitch fork. Hundra needs to find a man to impregnate her and finds one who is seemingly unwilling. Then another woman shows her how to live in a man's world. Still a lot of yelling… sigh… So the villagers show Hundra how to be a whore, and Hundra shows the women how to fight back when they're being raped. Hmmm, odd juxtaposition. Then get this, during childbirth is the one time, she decides to NOT scream. Hilarious. I had high hopes for this one (mostly because of the dwarf factor, I'll admit), but I wouldn't recommend it. It's brutally long and LOUD with all the yelling and such…