Hard Rock Zombies

Right off the bat – nudity AND midgets!!!! Also, the director's version of hard rock isn't even close, except for the band people have long hair and porn moustaches. One of the band guys says to the whores backstage, "Soon I'll be a mormon, then you'll all be my wives." Hilarious. Band is playing in front of a talent scout and gets arrested. They get sprung by a hitchhiker that kills random hitchhiker-picker-uppers. The city council tries to shut down the show. The bass player has also learned a song (which he learned from a book, which is supposed to raise the dead, as shown by bringing back a fly, a tarantula, a hand in a jar, and as it turns out a werewolf mother in an attic. The hitchhiker's family kills most of the band and then we find out her dad is Hitler and has a world map with light up swastikas on it. Ha ha. A random girl plays a tape the singer gave her "in case he dies" next to the grave. Apparently it's the song that brings back the dead, because they end up walking down the street killing people to get back to the hitchhiker's family house. Then the band ends up making the whole city zombies, while the hitchhiker dances like a moron in the street. Needless to say, the concert happens and the scout wants to sign them and then becomes a zombie. I don't recommend this one at all, despite the midgets.