Eyes of the Werewolf

Awesome independently-shot film about a chemist who melts his eyes out his head and gets an eye transplant. Problem is, the eyes are from a werewolf these rednecks killed in the woods. Don't ask. The scientist's nurse falls in love with the blind guy and totally does him in the hospital bed. Then he tells her he's married. Well played, my friend. The scientist's wife is sleeping with the scientist's best friend. Then, the worst werewolf-change you've ever seen happens just before you see the best friend on a beach, playing what appears to be an inverted guitar while drunk. Scientist turns back into normal guy and runs into an odd dwarf with crutches, who is the worst actor in the world. The werewolf is basically a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic wolf which spews red corn syrup. You know he's turning into a werewolf when you see the painted backdrop of the clouds and red full-moon with cigarette smoke in front of it, even in the early afternoon. Not worth watching, but funny.