Saturday, April 4, 2009
Winterbeast
Bad 1986? homegrown movie with some bad community theater acting. Something suspicious is going down on a mountain and the rangers are trying to get to the bottom of it. The sets are really flimsy, and the scene cuts are one step more awful than that. There's some really awful stop motion clay-mation type stuff that I'm not sure wasn't meant to be serious, but I think it was, sadly. So the winterbeast is basically a wookie costume with fly-eyes. Hilarious. Why they needed to make the monster stop-action, I don't know, since they could have had the guy in a suit and it be equally non-scary. Oh wait, there are other monsters which are straight clay-mation. Wtf? Whoa, now a blue-faced zombie busts out of a pile of leaves. Then a yellow clay-mation dragon. Also, this movie is right in line with what I always say, "Don't trust a creepy queen that wears plaid…" Their heads might burst into flame!!! Then there are bad hand puppet monsters… you don't even know how bad this is.
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