The Apple

If Abba got together with a gay musical writer and the director from megaforce and then had a kid with the writer of Flash Gordon, that kid would have created "The Apple". Hilariously bad musical disco freak show movie. I can't believe how bad it was. You really have no idea. Paul puts it like this, "Just when you think it can't get any weirder, it DOES." So true, my friend. So true. Lots of skin tight sparkly jumpsuits. Grace Jones' lesser talented bastard child of Dennis Rodman. Hilarious stickers people put on the foreheads to show their support for "The Bim." Stellar display of bad movie making ability. I'm impressed and horrified at the same time.