The Blood Shed

Killer red necks in the woods. There are some creepy inbred folks that end up killing a little kid by accidentally pulling him in half. Then they throw him in the shed – the blood shed. Completely unrelated, the retarded daughter (Beef Tina) in the movie reminds me of my old boss. There's a family dinner and Beef Tina shoves a straw into a box of beef broth and drinks it like a juice box. AWESOME. According to the dad, "what happens in the shed stays in the shed." This movie was really stupid, but honestly, the people that played the rednecks did a convincing job. Scary – they might even be my relatives. I wouldn't recommend this one, even for the one liners.