Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

Billy Bob Thornton's first movie, and it's a bad one. This biker gang rolls into a super small town and raises hell. Then a dwarf hops on a ladder and changes the population. Then a kid goes into a mine and gets eaten by zombies. Yes, seriously. Then blind orphans get eaten by zombies after Hal Sparks refers to them as "bump reading bastards." The zombie theme song is straight zombie polka. Wurd. Some of the chopper chicks have a lot of flash on their jean jackets. Then the dwarf says, "If God had wanted me to do normal stuff, he would have made me look like normal people." Classic. Then one of the chopper chicks find the only karaoke 45 juke box in the world and sings at a funeral in a bar. Weird, huh? And Billy Bob Thornton's shirt won't button. There's really not a lot of action in this, despite there being a boring whip vs knife cat fight. The word "coitus" is used generously ad babies are throw in a sort of "keep-away-from-the-zombie" game. For a zombie movie, it's pretty humorless and boring… sigh…