The Dark Power

An old Indian mystic dies and leaves his house and property to his grandson who turns it into a girl's dorm basically. These girls move in and have a hugely inappropriate racist argument about one of the girls moving in. Then this Kenny Rogers guy with a whip is an Eagle Scout and scares animals away with his whip, while talking smut with local lady tv reporter. The rumor is that these Toltec sorcerers were buried under the land and periodically fed on the blood of the living unless these spells were performed. No old guy, no more spells. There's peanut smuggling, shower scenes, and hilariously awesome 80's panties and random stretching in the kitchen. There's an awesome guy that's going to be a tenant, and he has his own stupid xylophone noise when he's around. Kind of a themesong for him. Then the zombie sorcerers show up firing arrows, pulling arms off, peeling faces off, and snapping croquette mallets. Then Lash LaRue (Kenny Rogers) shows up and says, "Feel my whip you son of a bitch!" It's ON. Don't waste your time on this one, unless you already own it, then kill 81 minutes and don't pay that much attention to it. That's what I did.