Dead Clowns

This is a clown zombie movie – yes, seriously. A long time ago, a circus train went into the water during a hurricane after a bridge went out. Only the clown car wasn't recovered because it would have been too expensive. SO this pissed off the clowns apparently. So sometimes, during hurricanes, you can hear the calliope playing and you know the clowns are coming ashore to kill. It's shot with pretty low budget cameras and the acting is bad, but it's not the worst movie in the world. Though this Steve Sessions guy did everything, producing, directing, music, probably acting and sets as well. I already don't like this guy. Anyway, the clowns kill everyone – it's awesome. One girl gets a meat thermometer in the eye and the clown eats her eye. This one takes a while to get the plot rolling though, so you have to be patient. This one metal kid gets this brilliant idea to make a sign on posterboard with sharpie like an POW-MIA sign. Something about clowns not being forgotten. Ineffective. It's not the worst movie in the world, but it's certainly not the best, either….