Saturday, April 4, 2009

Mortuary

Movie about a mortuary (obviously). Decent movie if it weren't for the stupid CGI mold that attacks everyone. And for zombies, they still retain their human memories and intelligence. Dad leaves mom so mom and the kids have to move to a new town. They move into a mortuary as this (supposedly) is what mom does for a living. However, when she actually has bodies in the morgue part of the house, it's like she has no idea what to do. She starts reading the manual out loud about where to put the embalming needle. Then Sloth from the Goonies comes out and starts killing people and turning them into zombies. At the end, Sloth brings a bunch of people to this Sarlac pit (that's for you, Coach) and the mold tendrils try to pull people in. Not a bad movie, but definitely had some funny parts.

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