Cannibal Apocalypse

I knew this movie would be brilliant since in the opening scene, a dog gets a grenade tied around its neck and sent back to its master to blow up the troops. Hysterical (oh yeah, and cruel, sorry PETA-people). This movie was made in the 80's when the acting was bad and stock footage from the Vietnam War were overused… Then there's a bit of potential (I would say "implied" underage action which is cut short. Vietnam vets were turned into cannibals. That's the plot. They come back to the US and still like to eat people. There's some sweet gore in it. But the entire middle of movie is super slow. Come to think of it, the ending kind of fizzled as well. Some shotgun blasts to the face, and some bad sync-ing of lips to voices, and you've got yourself a pretty bad movie…