He Was A Quiet Man

This movie angered me more than any movie I've seen in recent history. I literally yelled at the screen about 50 or times. NOTHING in this movie would EVER happen. The members-only jacket wouldn't happen. Bringing a gun to work wouldn't happen (unless you work at the post office). Shooting the other guy that brought a gun to work wouldn't happen. Eating lunch and pushing a fake detonator from across the street every day wouldn't happen. Guys playing keep-away in a bar with a football wouldn't happen. Drunk guy vomiting down the shirt of a slut wouldn't happen. Seriously, this movie infuriated me. The next time I see Christian Slater, I'm going to rave about what a brilliant film this was and then punch him in his uterus. This movie makes me want to shoot a hot girl and turn her into a paraplegic and then date her.