The Nines

This movie started with a guy throwing stuffed animals into a BBQ grill. He then stomps on it, which is retarded. Then throws a CGI match into the grill to light it, and we all know how much I LOVE CGI. Then the main character keeps seeing versions of himself in his back seat with different beards. Then the main character's chubby overly-bubbly completely non-Hollywood agent gets all Kathy Bates on him with threatens to break his ankles in his bed. Stupid masturbation scene disrupted by a burglar then a phone call was completely moronic – leave it out. Seriously, out of the blue, this random whore neighbor breaks into song turning this already stupid movie into a musical. Where did that come from?!!?? Now moronic agent and main character are bouncing in a bouncy castle like idiots. Then nines start showing up everywhere, like in phone calls, conversations, backgammon dice, newspaper want ads, etc. Seriously, there's no continuity at all. Now wait, there's a second part with the same people in different characters still throwing about the number nine. He's a nine, God's a ten, monkeys are sevens, blah blah blah. Wait, now there's a third part where the actors are the same, but the characters are all playing different parts (again). But some of the characters are seeing scenes from the other parts of the movie. Oh wait, I almost get it. The main character is some sort of video game designer and he created the universe (or one of the 90 he created). He almost decides to stay with the chubby girl as his wife and then he splits. Very bizarre movie. Not my favorite movie of all time, I must say…