Xtro

The movie starts with a kid and dad playing with their dog. Then the day turns to night and the dad gets taken away by some light in the sky. The kid wakes up as if it were a dream. Then it appears a spaceship lands and a grasshopper man climbs out of the wreckage. Then the scared boy walks in on his mom and mom's boyfriend making sweet love. The alien impregnates a woman and with a 12-hour gestation period, its spawn rips his way out of her birth canal. The alien takes the shape of the kid's dad and moves back into the house. Then random midget dressed as a clown shows up in the kid's bedroom, while GI Joe kills the lady downstairs. All very convoluted. The kid teams up with the dwarf to kill the babysitter and make her an alien egg-layer (yes, I'm serious). Then the eggs (aka water balloons) get incubated in a refrigerator full of green slime. Let's just say everyone dies. I'm still confused.